- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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