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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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