Hats better than a stick? A stone

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Your face is hilarious.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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