A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

How old are you? 7

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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