- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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