A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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A car walks into a bar.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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