- Anti Joke

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

sorry got to poo

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.