- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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