There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What is my name? I dont know

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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João Duarte reads this.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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