- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Christ is a conspiracy

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