- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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