What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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