- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

I don't believe in giraffes.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??