Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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