"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Nickelback

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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