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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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