- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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