- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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