Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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my penis

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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