- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

A: Do you like it B: No

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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