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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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