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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Blacks

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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