Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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