- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

what is 3+3= 8

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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