- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Grace Ackerson

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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