- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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