- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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