- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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