- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Boxing on Boxing Day

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Your mother is so fat.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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