- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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