Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Roses are flowers.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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