HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

lol

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Soccer...

Do the roar!

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

how do you win a game try your best

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...