Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

did you stub your toe?

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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