- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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