- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

your mom is so stupid she got raped

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