- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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