- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Major League Soccer

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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