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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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