- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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