Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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