What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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can you touch your toes? no

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Why? Because.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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