- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Llamaworm

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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