Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Knock knock come in.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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