- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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