- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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