- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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