- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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