- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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