- Anti Joke

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.