- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

knock knock i have diarrhea

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

I have an idea! You leave.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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