What's old and wrinkly? old people

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Women's rights.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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