What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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