- Anti Joke

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

National security?

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.