- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Sixty... eight

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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