- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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