- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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