- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Knock, Knock Who's There

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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