Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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you give like i give lomain

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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