- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black kids walk into school

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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