So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Caolan and Eamon

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Japan

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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hiya

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Anti Joke

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