How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Who is it?

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Fine, ladies first.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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